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she wuz mai neighbur
i long tiem i iz lieking her
but find it diffikult to tell




den one dayz i did

she sez




it wuz all smooth sailing from there








til one day she found out my sekrit
i iz gangsta kitteh
bein hunted by gang




den she do dis




dey lots of bad kittehs
lotsa lotsa bad kittehs




dey come 4 me and cage me




she sez to me




i sez yes

adn the itteh bitteh kitteh commitee in de sky wuz touched,





dey sendz angel to guard me



not dat angel,

dis angel




adn so de bad kittehs were foiled




i goez find her and asks




she sez




i so happyz i do dis




becos





den we livez happili eva after adn haz lotsa littel kittehs








teh end






bonus pics

for iewnihc

this is a shark