Learning Photoshop: Part 1

I recently got a copy of Adobe Photoshop CS4.

It would be a good idea not to ask where or how i got it.

Anyway, just having a copy of Photoshop isn't good enough.
You have to learn to navigate the maze that is photoshop's user interface.
I suppose for long time users, the interface comes as second nature, but to the beginner it is really really really intimidating.

Anyway, the best way to learn something new is to just jump in headlong and learn stuff as you go along, right?

That's a first effort, so yeah, it kinda fails in certain departments, creativity for one.
It's a poster I had to prepare for RCTV, an audio visual club in my hall, which I may go into more detail at a later date.

Right
Onto the tutorial!


Internet Explorer security breach

For those of you who choose to stubbornly trudge on with the bloated, antiquated, sluggish beast that is Internet Explorer for your forays in cyberspace, let me first say that i pity you.


Truly, I do pity you.

However, for those of you stuck with it, for whatever reason, here's some news that you might want to hear.
There has been news of a security breach of Microsoft's vaunted IE, which could, I quote

"Users of Microsoft's Internet Explorer are being urged by experts to switch to a rival until a serious security flaw has been fixed.
The flaw in Microsoft's Internet Explorer could allow criminals to take control of people's computers and steal their passwords, internet experts say."

You can tell I quoted it because it's in between those two squiggly lines.
Full article can be found here.

Fortunately (for you), there is a solution.
To prevent any further loss in market share, Microsoft had to be quick to release a security patch, which I recommend you download, post haste, lest you are a masochist, and enjoy living with the knowledge that sooner or later, someone will steal something from you.

Again I quote
"Security experts advised users to stay off Internet Explorer due to a serious security exploit in all versions of IE, and a third-party developer even pushed out an unofficial temporary fix, but you can now go grab the official patch straight from the source. The patches are available in several different downloads depending on what version of IE you're using and what OS you're running, and not all of the downloads are pointing to existing pages yet, but they should hopefully all be rolled out sometime today.


Or, you could save yourself some hair-pulling, and switch to any number of popular free alternatives to IE, such as Firefox 3, Google Chrome, or even Opera 9 (soon to be 10).

It's really simple really, not only is IE inherently unstable, with many holes for hackers to slip through, there are also a lot, and I mean a lot, like literally 70% or more of all computers surfing the Internet use IE. It's just economics, by cracking IE once, hackers gain access to the secrets of a greater percentage of the web browsing community.

It's the same analogy why Mac users don't "have" virus problems, it's simply not worth it to write a virus that targets such a small subset of the community.

What are you waiting for. Go update now!
And also contemplate the switch to a free OS, such as Ubuntu, which means you pay less money on the OS, and more money to souping up your hardware.
That's all for now.



some snapshots of hong kong

what my room looks like on laundry day.
costs $4 per load >0<
just me looking like a complete fool for the camera
i'm much more yeng in real life
yeah
see what i mean
where i spend most of my time
too lazy to write more, and i'm getting sick of how idiotically difficult it is to upload images with blogger. may consider moving the whole thing to another platform.

oh the 'well built' guy below is the vice chancellor. yay
exhaustion

Anatomical dissection of cadever, lesson 1

it's been a long time since i last wrote here, and i wonder how many of you still watch this space?


just got back from my first disecction of a cadever, obviously we don't get fresh bodies, the cadevers we get are mostly old, homeless people that died in the hospital and have not been claimed. so basically for each group of 6 you get 1 cadever.

the first thing you notice is the smell, because obviously they had to fix the body with formalin to preserve it, and we'll be using the same body for 1 year, and we'll be sharing it with the year 2 students.

this is definitely one of the things i don't want to happen to my earthly remains when i finally quit this world, about 200 years from now (wishful thinking never hurt anyone).

so for the first session, we only had to remove the skin from the thoraic region.
this was done by making a very shallow (just cutting the superficial fascia) incision in a sagittal line stretching from the suprasternal notch above the manubrium to the xiphoid process.

then we cut along the clavicle to the acromion and finally make a round cut around the arm. 

the skin was removed, and then the subcutaneous adipose tissue (fat, ugh), and my cadever had the most adipose tissue in the whole lab, as in almost 1-1.5 centimetres thick.
after peeling the skin off, making a sort of windowlike sturcture, then we cut off the skin from the body completely by cutting along the midaxiallary line.

so now we get a clear view of the pectoralis major, the serratus anterior, and part of the deltoid.
and in the deltopectoral triangle (the groove between the deltoid and the superior end of the pectoralis major) we could see the cephalic vein.

basically that's it. and we're leaving it for the year 2s who are going to dissect the muscles.

general impressions:

it's hard to feel afraid of dead bodies in a well lit lab, with over 100 students in it

penises look gross after treating them with formalin, the scrotal sac looks worse, probably going to have nightmares.
ugh

zombie penises......... disgusting


formalin smells bad.

most of the cadevers are really thin, subcutaneous fat almost absent, it's just my luck to get the fat one, which entails the most work.
poor homeless people, at least your bodies will benefit science.

bye, got to go puke now =)

somebody's new album

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=4JK472N6


hmm?
i don't know what this is, hmm
seems to be a new album
i don't know

and since i don't know, no one can sue me

but i reccommend it
and you'll thank me

funny wordss

one of the few upsides to being a med student is learing all sorts of weird new words to freak people out with.


like this

monorchid

i suggest u check a dictionary, it's 2:10 and i have a class at 2

scary email

i just received one of the scariest emails in my life.

it is spam, but that doesn't make it any less scary.

HOPING TO KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU SOONEST


My Beloved
Its lovely reading from you today,How is your day over there and your family members?I hope every body is fine,
My name is Eunice Kofia from Ivory Coast in African,I am 23years old,Fair in complexion with 5.5ft tall,Never married before.
I contacted you on the eu.hku site after going through your profile because what i read in your profile pleases me and i said to my self that you are the right man i needed to spend the rest of my life with,I need a man of vision,love and trust.
For me i am presently living in a refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of death of my parents which took place doing the war that took place in my country,The rebels attack me and my parents when we are driving down to the air port to board our self to United Kingdom where my late father business is situated But unfortunately for us that very day,The rebels attack us on the way and killed my parents in a cold blooded before my present and when they are after my late father money and properties that is inside the car,Then i escape away from them,From there i ran away to a near by country here in Senegal to reside as refugee in other to safe guard my life on the type of sock i have when they are killing my parents before my presents.
Here my father was a very rich man well known business man in my country and out side the country But i will never tall you further secrets until i hear from you and know more about you and your eagerness to see me out of here to live a better life again,Then i will now open up to you all the secret and foundation my late father planted for me as the only child when he was alive.
I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently including some more of your pictures,Then when i see all these,I will now open up to you and tell you the hole secret about me and also give you contact number to reach me ok
God bless you as i wait to read from you soonest,I have attached my picture for you here.
Yours Lovely Baby
Eunice



fu*king scary

awesomeness of me

i'm just too awesome.


got on to the lift with some other random dude that i don't know, and as i was pressing the button for my floor, my finger slipped and accidentally pressed the button for the 12th floor.

which turned out to be the floor that guy lived on.

i'm just too awesome

Fking Facebook

I created a facebook account at 11.35 today


by 11.37, more than 10 people had added me as friends
and i had a message on my wall (what the hell is that?)

people are just too obsessive over facebook

Google Chrome

I'm here to just politely tell you about one of google's new software

Chrome

on which I am using to type this post

it's basically just another browser, still in beta mode
but it runs quite smoothly for me.

just saying give it a run, and it's much faster (in terms of load times) compared to IE 7, or sad to say firefox 3, which was my previous fave browser.

while i still have not customised it with ad blocking add ons so some ads, like the ones on my blog(which i will remove soon cos its starting to really bug me) keep showing up.

and pls msn me or drop me an email

and add me on skype or something.

search
jhtanmy

will try to fill you in on my life story soon

olympic opening ceremony

was watching the opening ceremony in the tv room with some friends.

a sign of how badly my grammar has deteriorated.

speaking only in sentence fragments.

fragments................

anyway, it was very inspiring to see the chinese showing off to the world how the most important inventions that together are the foundation of the modern world, paper, printing, the compass, and gunpowder, were all products (original products) of ancient china.
a far cry from the china of today which is more known for its bootleg exports than original creations.

as a chinese, i'm kinda proud.
the ceremony was well planned, well rehearsed, creative, and nothing short of spectacular.

just one little hitch.
they got a male, most likely european, commentator who was almost completely ignorant about chinese culture, and he didn't even speak good english.
worst of all, he sounded like me, a monotone.

and the female commentator was no better, she sounded like a chinese who took five weeks of english lessons.

seriously, if you could spend so much money to plan a ceremony on such a grand scale, at least get people who can comment intellectually on it.

i could write more, but i just decided to condense my grousings into handy bullet points.

- the olympics are just a chance for a country to shake its weiner in the face of other countries.
- the olympics are not fair to the little guy
- the olympics are a huge waste of taxpayers money.
- the olympics are just another ad campaign for mcdonalds so they can fatten you up, thereby decreasing the likelyhood of another olympics

yob out.


side note on dota
i've been playing invoker and invoker only throughout ver 6.53
and suddenly in ver 6.54, they reworked (read: nerf, but hard) invoker
the cooldown on chaos meteor is now 70 seconds.
deafening blast is now 40 seconds

the other (small)buffs don't nearly make up for this huge loss

campus life: part 1

don't know if anyone still comes here

well, not much to say

settling in at my hostel in nus.....
unpacking my (overstuffed bag)
attending talks etc

a lot has happened
but very little to write


and happy birthday to lcy

MUET results

finally here!

BAND 6 people!

woot

funny joke

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''

The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''

''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like your thinking.''

teenage girls get stupider and stupider by the day


20 Jun 08: Officials in the US state of Massachusetts have begun an investigation after 17 teenagers at the same high school became pregnant. ; http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1488655367/bctid1620576720 http://www.brightcove.com/channel.jsp?channel=1139053637

Time magazine reported that 17 girls at Gloucester High School in Gloucester, a largely Catholic fishing town of 30,000, are pregnant, four times as many as last year. All are 16 or younger.

Joseph Sullivan, the school's headmaster, told the magazine that last autumn officials began noticing a large number of girls had started asking for pregnancy tests at the school clinic. By May, the nurse had given 150 tests and some students were coming back several times.

"Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Mr Sullivan told Time.

The girls were questioned and nearly half admitted to making a pact with their peers to get pregnant and raise their babies together.

Time said some of the fathers were men in their 20s. "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Mr Sullivan told the magazine.

The baby boom has prompted calls for better contraceptive services, including prescriptions for students that do not require parental consent. The calls were met with such fierce opposition that the proponents, a nurse and doctor who described the situation as "an epidemic of teen pregnancy", resigned.

The nation's teenage pregnancy rate increased in 2006 for the first time in 14 years, according to the most recent figures from the US Centres for Disease Control and Prevention.

Some blame the trend on films such as Juno and Knocked Up, arguably pro-pregnancy films that show young, unwed mothers, or celebrities such as Jamie Lynn Spears, the 17-year-old sister of Britney, who yesterday gave birth to a baby girl.

One young mother and former student of Gloucester High, which has a free day care centre for children, said many of the now pregnant students approached her when she was expecting and said how lucky she was to have a baby.

"They're so excited to finally have someone to love them unconditionally," Amanda Ireland, 18, told Time. "I try to explain it's hard to feel loved when an infant is screaming to be fed at 3 am."


but wait, there's more!


High School "pregnancy pact" is an urban myth

It should come as no great surprise that Kathleen Kingsbury's TIME Magazine story about a "pregnancy pact" at a Massachusetts high school is falling apart under cursory scrutiny. Allegedly, seven or eight students resolved to get themselves pregnant and raise their babies together.

The piece attracted worldwide attention, likely because it confirmed society's worst fears about wanton, irresponsible, poor girls conspiring to reproduce. The story probably also stoked reader nostalgia for the good old days when pregnant teenagers were summarily banished:

The high school has done perhaps too good a job of embracing young mothers. Sex-ed classes end freshman year at Gloucester, where teen parents are encouraged to take their children to a free on-site day-care center. Strollers mingle seamlessly in school hallways among cheerleaders and junior ROTC. "We're proud to help the mothers stay in school," says Sue Todd, CEO of Pathways for Children, which runs the day-care center. [TIME]

Kingsbury heard about the alleged pact from a school principal during an interview about a recent spike in teen pregnancies at the school. He became Kingsbury's sole source for the pact story.

At the time, I thought it was suspicious that Kingsbury couldn't get a single participant in the pact to confirm that the collusion occurred. According to her story, the girls and their families "declined to be interviewed." I have to wonder how hard Kingsbury tried to confirm the principal's allegations. Did she try to track down the fathers of these babies, or anyone else who might have direct knowledge of the pact, if one existed? Or did she just take "no comment" for answer? I'm disappointed that TIME chose to air such an inflammatory rumor without corroboration.

The principal claimed that the spike was due to seven or eight girls who decided to get pregnant on purpose and raise their babies together. The sensational tale made headlines worldwide. Like all good stories, this one improved in the re-telling. MSNBC reported that there were seventeen conspirators in the group, up from seven or eight in the principal's original claim.

Alarmed, the mayor of the town pressed the principal for details. According to the mayor, the principal's memory was foggy when he was pressed for details in a meeting with herself and the superintendant. He couldn't remember how he heard about the pact.

Now, the principal has issued a statement challenging the mayor's claims about his shaky memory.

Time published the assertion without further evidence. On Monday, Mayor Carolyn Kirk said that an inquiry had turned up no evidence of a pact, and she claimed that Mr. Sullivan “was foggy in his memory of how he heard this information.” And a local newspaper reporter covering the story closely said “the idea of the pact is not something we had reported and not something we have found.”

In his latest comments, Mr. Sullivan aimed “to put to rest the notion” that he had difficulty recalling his underlying evidence:

My only direct source of information about the intentional pregnancies at the high school was the former nurse practitioner at the Health Center. My other sources are verbal staff reports and student/staff chatter, all of which I have found to be very reliable in my experience as a principal and all of which I filter myself for accuracy and keep confidential.

Kim Daly, the former head nurse practitioner who was his direct source, told The New York Times that she could not back up the “pact” claim. “It was complete news to me,” said Ms. Daly. “I have never heard of it, ever.” [The Lede]

Subsequently, one of the pregnant students told Good Morning American that was no pact to get pregnant. The 17-year-old mother to be said that a bunch of girls who were already expecting decided that they would help each other raise their babies while staying in school. Somehow, the rumor mill twisted this benign self-help arrangement into a bizarre reproductive conspiracy.

The pregnancy pact story had the ring of an urban legend from the very beginning. The reporter and the public were way too eager to believe that wanton females besotted by Juno were getting pregnant to take advantage of their high school's inclusive policies for teen moms. This wasn't journalism, it was a bad morality play. Now the shoddy story is finally unraveling. Unfortunately, the rumor has spread so widely that it will take a lot of debunking to strip the fable of its aura of truthiness.



optical illusion


Interesting optical illusion, it’s Albert Einstein right? Step away from your
computer about 3-5 meter, picture of Albert became a picture of
Marilyn Monroe.

random pics that i culled of the interwebs

Obama Pictures and McCain Pictures

fail owned pwnd pictures

fail owned pwnd pictures

remember, if you see anything disturbing, it's just you.

fail owned pwnd pictures

hellboy 2

just got back from watching the premiere of hellboy 2.

i wonder how long i can keep your attention here, because i have a lot to say, and you might probably get bored.

spoilers ahead. turn back now if you can't take it....





all right. you're still here.

hellboy 2 was summer fare, nothing more, nothing less.
predictable, saccharine sweet, action packed,
and as is usually the case, a plot shot full of holes.

for instance,
why does the bad guy, who severely wounds the hero, leave without finishing the job?

or why, when the hero is perched on a precarious ledge, not try to kill the hero?

is there a bad guy code of ethics or something?

and i know this is a comic book adaptation, but do the characters all have to be two dimensional?
even the so called hero, hellboy is about as expressive as a plank of wood.
no emotion whatsoever.

his lady love, pregnant but refusing to accept it.
so much potential, yet all wasted

the fish.
he is a pain to watch.
at least he has an excuse for being inexpressive.

it's as if the producers just wanted something to move the movie along till they got to the action scenes, which by modern standards barely pass the mustard.

i'm tired.
go watch for yourself.

more cats

cat
cat
cat

Wrath of Nature

excerpt from the daily mail

go here


Few sights in nature can compare to the sheer magnificence of a
volcano erupting in full flow.


But while scenes of molten lava are relatively commonplace, this
otherworldly picture of Chaiten Volcano in southern Chile shows a
truly spectacular, and devastating, volcanic phenomenon.


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This astonishing picture shows the Chaiten volcano erupting
during storms in the middle of the night


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As clouds of toxic ash and dust tower into the sky, they ionise
the air, generating an explosive electrical storm. Colossal forks
of lightning spark around the noxious plume as it spews from the
volcano's crater, creating an image of raw, terrifying energy -
as if the air itself were ablaze.




Now, the worst-case scenario is the collapse of the volcano
accompanied by a "pyroclastic flow" - a devastating
super-eruption of scorching dense gas and molten rock that would
roll down the mountainside at 100mph or faster, incinerating and
flattening all in its wake.



Thankfully, experts think this is unlikely at this stage.


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volcano

The Chaiten volcano has triggered earth tremors and spewed ash
two miles into the air


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Seen from space, Chaiten's ash plume streams across
Argentina towards the Atlantic




Locals wear masks to protect themselves from the all-pervasive
ash near Futaleuf




The gigantic plume of smoke from the volcano dominates the
skyline



Pyroclastic flows are also called nuees ardentes - or
"burning clouds" - and are probably the single most
destructive weapon in nature's armoury, capable of flattening
cities in seconds.




It was such a catastrophe that destroyed the Roman town of
Pompeii in AD79.


The 3,300 ft Chaiten Volcano, 800 miles south of the Chilean
capital Santiago, is erupting for the first time in thousands of
years, sending a plume of ash into the sky that stretches as far as
Argentina.


It is also spewing out chunks of lava and hot rock. Authorities
have already evacuated around 4,200 people from the town of
Chaiten, six miles from the volcano, but 300 civilians and troops
remain and are being evacuated now. Rescue is complicated by the
fact that southern Chile is fragmented by fjords and access is
often difficult.


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volcano

The village of Chaiten, next to the volcano, was virtually
emptied in a massive evacuation


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volcano

Winds carried the ash to other towns in the region and across
the Andes to Argentina





A local resident cycles through the ash as it settles across the
town



The authorities are also evacuating a second town, Futaleufu.
Some of Futaleufu's 1,000 or so residents had already crossed
into neighbouring Argentina, where some areas have been showered
with ash and where authorities last week closed schools and treated
some for breathing problems.


The ash is more than six inches (15 cm) thick in places, and has
contaminated water supplies.


Chile, which sits right on the Pacific's volcanic "ring
of fire", has the world's second most active string of
volcanoes behind Indonesia.

cat pics: redux

cat

cat

how's everyone?
seems like no one comes here anymore.
i'm getting lonely.

HKU alumni dinner at KLGCC

why would i be at an alumni dinner when i haven't even entered university?
good question.

too bad i don't have an answer.......

well anyway, in case you can't tell, there is a very big disparity in the ages of the alumni gathered here.

in the early days, it seems that hong kong uni had almost 50 percent malaysian students.
and the fees were like 300 ringgit.
and they had butlers, who shined their shoes etc etc etc

but, at one point hong kong uni stopped admitting international students.

only around 1995 did they start taking in malaysian students again.
so there was this old guard, who saw their numbers dwindling, waiting for new alumni to join the club.
which is part of the reason i had a chance to attend the dinner at all.....



the chairman, tan sri samuel kam is 91. graduated in 1938 (i think, can't really remember). kids, history lesson, that's before the second world war. heck, tis before even the third world war....

most of the alumni there have grandkids.
not just grandkids, grandkids that are older than me.
i positively feel like a baby next to them.....

but still they're all as hale and hearty as you could expect them to be.
when that age you reach, look as good as them, you will not.

props to benedict, the secretary (80 years old. wow) for organising such a successful dinner.

oh! the dinner.
food was okay (we were at the takakura japanese restaurant)
standard fare really.

starters was baby octopi.
followed by tempura.
followed by grilled mackerel.
followed by rice, miso soup, ginger stir fried beef.
then dessert was some kind of ice cream wrapped in a pastry.

but there was one waitress i just could not take my eyes off.
she looked so demure in her kimono.......
wow!
hot stuff...
i'm definitely going back just to get her number XD




my new iq, and a power outage this morning.

What's your IQ?



etc etc.....
wow, i think i doubled my iq since the last time i took the test.

details here



now on to more serious matters.
i got to work early this morning.
as in 15 minutes before class started, and i can assure you this will be an isolated incident; i;m never early.

well anyway, while marking books (because i'm too lazy to mark books at home nowadays) the power suddenly went out.
no lights, no fan etc....

tnb screwed up again.
no electricity for over an hour to the whole of ss2.......
the last time we had a national power outage, they sacked the ceo, who will they sack now for a local power outage?

and puay chai definitely has a very weird chain of command.
ask the security guard why there is no power
"go ask the co-curriculum teacher,"

ask the aforementioned teacher
"go ask the electrician, but wait arh, he went buy chee cheong fun,"

i don't know whether to laugh or cry or slap them.....

and the kids are still just as annoying as they were the last time i posted
still crybabies the lot of them.....
thank god no nosebleeds today.

and i had to spend half an hour watching a parent trying (and failing quite spectacularly) to discipline her kid, who has summarily refused to do her homework for the past 2 months.
this is actually a very embarrassing but necessary part of a teacher's job.
watching the kid getting screwed but trying your best not to smile as you recall how you were the one who used to get screwed, and still do i might add.

alright, thats all for now

go to our new class blog
http://pm12.co.nr

ok?
kthxbye

BBQ at koo's apartment

owie.

i burned my fingers lighting the fire at the barbecue we had last night.

food was good.

was fun.




this was not a very interesting post.

my apologies

laminated idiosyncrasy (don't worry, it's not supposed to make sense)

The events and characters depicted in this post are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
- Cite This Source - Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective
1.clothes that are normally associated with homosexuals, usually in loud ostentatious colours.
2.behaviour characterized by excessive femininity, overtly garish.
3.of or relating to anything within a 10 meter radius of Sammuellywankyou.

[Origin: 2003–08; <>lala, equiv. to cockles]

la·la·ish·ly, adverb
la·la·ish·ness, noun

gay, lesbo, clams, gay.
Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.




i call your attention to this definition because of a very momentous occasion in my life

i had a haircut

it was not done out of choice.. i can tell you that
if my hair grew any longer i would have stopped looking like a lala chai
and start looking like a lala mui...

as you can see
decidely lala.....

anyway
this is a picture i took 2 weeks ago in bentong, pahang.

this building was supposed to be a hawker center, built at the cost of a few million ringgit and tearing down the children's playground on the land which it was built on.

no one wanted to move in
so they "renovated" it to become a car park.
however, long story short, roof too low, ramps too steep, not built in accordance with safety standards, leaky roof etc...
it is still unoccupied now.

the newspaper says it's going to be torn down soon, hopefully to rebuild the children's playground.
but i doubt it.

i have so much more to write about
but i just can't keep my eyes open...
nights people

fun stuff

have you actually wondered at what makes things funny?

when a guy slips and falls on a banana peel?

isn't that the basis of all jokes?
laughing at someone else's expense, either their misfortune, or their sheer sutpidity.


humans are cruel that way

but that doesn't stop it from being funny!

here are some sites you may find interesting


china's pirated chicken eggs

a gay 9 year old boy


and here is a photo of me infiltrating pm7's class photo.

you can tell that they're not amused by the wide unblinking smiles they put up for the camera, at least you would if you could actually make out their faces...... lousy camera

nimiety

i dare you
google it.

how many of you actually understand the meaning of the word nimiety?
i bet you probably are in the minority

it comes from the latin word nimius, meaning excessive

and i have something to say concerning the state of our society in relation to this word
(obviously this sentence is superfluous but i just put it in anyway to stay in theme of being excessive and just to rile you up)

still reading?
good

i attended the resorts world berhad and genting group berhad's annual general meeting today.

to clarify things
i am not a shareholder (poor man i am)

but i will still tell you how i got in

you see (still reading, patient bloke aren't you)
we live in a culture of excesses

and man (and women in particular) is a greedy animal

knowing that at agm's there will be a nimiety of food, hordes of old ladies
(the majority of which own less than 100 shares which is deemed so small an amount that on the annual report it is written as "insignificant")
descended on crowne plaza (where the agm was held) to exercise their "rights" as shareholders to collect the goodie bags full of food.

naturally they are too busy with other "pressing" business to actually stay and attend the agm.
thus, with the liberal application of my manly charm, i was able to inveigle a tag from her declaring me as
a shareholder of both resorts world and genting bhd, allowing me to "legally" attend the meeting.

now is a very good time to question my morals, but let's just gloss it over k? thx

before we continue i must state that i am here to present a satirized account of the agm.
on the whole it went very smoothly, except for a few minor hitches.
and i am only going to touch on the hitches

you're still here? amazing!

anyway, the agm was a literal circus
i've never seen so many people trying to make a fool of themselves and succeeding so marvelously.
malaysia boleh indeed

the first grouse raised was why the food was doled out in goodie bags instead of the usual buffet style lunch.
and i agree with the proposer, a mr. chew
with goodie bags handed out in an orderly fashion, there was absolutely no opportunity for me to see old men and women jostle and kick like children fresh out of kindergarten in the mad rush to grab food.
sigh... you can't always get what you want

next, another mr. chew (a different one) complained why genting did not pay for the parking in crowne plaza, which was 8 ringgit.
well, it's actually simple economics

genting group has a shareholder base in excess of 35000 people
over 16000 of those hold less than 100 shares

genting's dividend payout for 2007 was something to the tune of 4.03 sen per 10 sen share
if you owned 100 shares, you'd get 40 sen in dividend
if you came to the agm, genting would have to front 8 ringgit, which is a heck of a lot bigger than the dividend they paid you.

duh

this was only 5 minutes into the meeting, which incidentally started 15 minutes late because of the mad rush outside to register for the meeting and collect goodie bags
i might add that the hall was most definitely not filled to capacity
and the amount of goodie bags given out was assuredly greater than the number of people sitting in the hall

i'm surprised the chairman, tan sri lim kok thay did not just break down and cry like a little girl.
i know i would.

towards the end of the meeting
(the middle part is where all the serious people get up and make themselves heard, not much to satirize there)
a mr. leong got up to complain about the state of the police in genting unfairly apprehended him for "weird behaviour" (his own words, i swear)
he then complained about the singaporean staff at genting trying to sabotage genting's casino operations because they are singaporean and there exists some deep seated animosity between malaysia and singapore.
he then proceeded to submit a police report to each of the board members and demanded a written explanation while the chairman kept saying "this is not the place or time for this."

go figure.

wow, that was fun!

now which agm should i sneak into next?

p.s.
samuel, thought you were a shareholder, why were you not there?
chia, thought you were related to lim goh tong (daughter/granddaughter/granddaughter in-law/goddaughter, you keep changing your story so can't remember which)

the day after redang trip. bonus: richie profitt memorial

i've been away for nigh a week now

and i can't say it's great to be back

see, the thing about holidays is that it drives home the point that you can only run away from your responsibilities for so much time before they all start catching up to you

enough

i had a great time and even the numerous minor faults could detract from what was overall a great trip.

now that i'm back
tis time to write about some stuff that's been nagging me for a long time

cat

i'm still single
though it's not for a lack of trying

more work needs to be done

it could be due to the fact that i am nowhere near cool
i am a geek
and proud to be one

i obsess with stuff that has no bearing on reality, and i spend so much time on my hobbies that i even think i can get chummy with people who i know nothing about except what they write in their forum posts

for instance
richie profitt (a.k.a. polarbeargod on mtgsalvation forums) died sometime this month (june 9th i think, but i can't be sure) and i was actually sad to hear it
i live on the other side of the globe from him,
have never met him in person

yet i was still participating in the spamming of the forums over the next 2 weeks in a torrent of (digital) grief

i know i miss him
and not getting to read his posts or see his amazing artwork anymore is something that i still can't get to grips with

it's just kinda sad

but somehow it just goes to show how many geeks there are like me out there
who idolise geeks who are geekier than us

by the way, he died of diabetes

on june 29
starcitygames is hosting a richie profitt memorial tournament
details here

i should just quote some of the lines from the article


"Matter of fact, this is such a huge outpouring of love and support, what about the idea of holding a yearly tournament? Richie Proffitt ultimately lost his life due to a fight with Diabetes. Diabetes kills millions each year and while this year the funds we raise are going directly to Richie’s family, what if next year we raised money for the American Diabetes Association?

This would give Magic something akin to Child’s Play, the awesome yearly Christmas project run by the guys at Penny Arcade. While we certainly can’t match their scale, I believe we can definitely show the world that Magic players are not all math nerds who only worry about the next foil Mythic rare. Magic is a game of friends, good times, and fantastic experiences, and I try to show that every week. To allow us to do some good with our fun, that sounds like a win-win situation to me."



now you must excuse me

i have been sleep deprived for the past week

need a recharge of souls

cat

the end is here

first things first
exams are over
and i just played 3.5 hours of dota today
feeded as usual.... but was good entertainment nonetheless

oh,
it took me 2 hours to get home from college
2 freaking hours
thank god samuel was there to alleviate my boredom


end of exams....
so now i can start to devote more time to my own interests (whatever they may be)
but i just realised something

wow
i've completed my a levels

when i was in secondary school a levels used to be this huge thing that you move on to after spm
now it just seems like a pile of hogwash to me

but its not the program
its the people that i've met, that made this a worthwhile way to spend 1.5 years of my life
thanks to all my peeps and teachers especially ms lilian who continually treats us to cake..
i hope you miss me bugging you for math questions as much as i miss bugging you...

take care all,
and you can expect to hear a lot more from me soon

nearing the end of exams

i have not posted for quite some time.
for those of you (a minority i surmise) who want to know what i've been doing
here's a list

1. finished reading the chronicles of narnia
2. finished reading the entire series of harry potter
3. played close to 50 matches of dota (i counted)
4. played the piano at least 2 hours a day
5. got myself up to date with detective conan (read chapters 300-651)


things i have not done

study

Tsheets Ipod contest results

thanks once again to tsheets for organising the contest



and i'm still so shocked that i won!

http://www.blogtv.com/Shows/47731/b2RwZu3rb2Pub2_&pos=ancr



Tsheets Winners - Broadcast your self LIVE

thanks tsheets!

charles gindy wins pro tour hollywood

sad
green black elves won pro tour hollywood

congratulations to charles gindy
beating merfolk in the finals
oh well, jan reuss
at least you tried






decklists from the finals


Charles Gindy
Pro Tour-Hollywood Top 8
View a sample hand of this deck

Main Deck

60 cards

3 Forest
4 Gilt-Leaf Palace
4 Llanowar Wastes
4 Mutavault
1 Pendelhaven
2 Swamp
4 Treetop Village
1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

23 lands


1 Boreal Druid
3 Chameleon Colossus
4 Civic Wayfinder
4 Imperious Perfect
4 Llanowar Elves
4 Tarmogoyf
4 Wren's Run Vanquisher

24 creatures
2 Garruk Wildspeaker
3 Profane Command
4 Terror
4 Thoughtseize

13 other spells


Jan Ruess
Pro Tour-Hollywood Top 8
View a sample hand of this deck

Main Deck

60 cards

4 Adarkar Wastes
1 Faerie Conclave
4 Mutavault
11 Snow-Covered Island
4 Wanderwine Hub

24 lands


4 Cursecatcher
4 Lord of Atlantis
4 Merrow Reejerey
4 Silvergill Adept
3 Sower of Temptation
3 Stonybrook Banneret
2 Sygg, River Guide
2 Tideshaper Mystic
2 Venser, Shaper Savant

28 creatures
2 Ancestral Vision
3 Cryptic Command
3 Sage's Dousing

8 other spells


apparently, i'm an idiot

it's quite hard to get all the questions wrong
but hey
i think i did it!

IQ Test
Free-IQTest.net - IQ Test

can you do it too?
on purpose i mean

you can't all be idiots too you know
you have to be born idiots

are you inclined to try to (purposely) get all the questions wrong?
if so copy and paste this into your blog

i solemnly swear that iq tests on the internet are for noobs